Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to ";How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I pray beside my bed,
I look at the clown you sent me instead.
Amen
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Re: A Female Prayer
well what can i say life sucks. LOL still very good :P
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Gold wordsJoomman wrote: well what can i say life sucks. LOL still very good :P
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Do me a favour? Next time you're talking to the big guy upstairs ... say this line twice and remember me?momogi wrote: One who thinks before he speaks,
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Why is it so hard for men to answer that question properly? lolmomogi wrote: Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
Why won't it work in Internet Explorer ARGHHHHHH
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Great prayer and interesting site!
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Have you ever tried to answer this question ?mintie_gal wrote:Why is it so hard for men to answer that question properly? lolmomogi wrote: Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
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Cool 
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Because for some reason, though you ask the question, you get offended when we try to measure for youmintie_gal wrote:Why is it so hard for men to answer that question properly? lolmomogi wrote: Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
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your prayer is like in metalica band lyrics and this is a challenge to you girl what is this song 
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good prayer, hehe
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The 'backside' question is the real world Kobayashi Moru
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Re: A Female Prayer
wow... 
thats a very,interesting prayer, and really funny 
thats a very,interesting prayer, and really funny websites = fun....making website = REALLY AWESOME
