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Words Women Use
Pay close attention, guys ....
Words Women Use:
1.) FINE:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #1 for the meaning of fine.)
6.) That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever:
Is a women's way of saying SHUT UP!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.
Words Women Use:
1.) FINE:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #1 for the meaning of fine.)
6.) That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever:
Is a women's way of saying SHUT UP!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.
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Re: Words Women Use
Fine, Whatever (Loud Sigh). Anyone got anything else to add? Go Ahead... :P
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Note: none of the men have ventured to open their mouths on this one. >smirk<
Smart, eh?
Smart, eh?
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Ony a very brave (or foolish) man would dare to comment
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And.... you are...?brian wrote: Ony a very brave (or foolish) man would dare to comment
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I would say brave but my partner would say foolish
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Fine is the worst one ever! lolCoffeymate wrote: Pay close attention, guys ....
Words Women Use:
1.) FINE:
how was your day? Fine. AHHHH lol
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Re: Words Women Use
There is a lot of truth to this thread... a lot of sad bitter truth
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I am not going to comment. Nothing to say anyway, it's all true.
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as you see, I have studied the topic well.. Oh,..
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Re: Words Women Use
Men are supposed to learn something from it, haha
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Can't you get in trouble for posting some of the "Secret Female Handbook". I'm assuming this must be a part of the book that every girl recieves around age 11, and studies dilligently for the rest of their lives.
If that is the case.. I never read this. You never saw me here.
If you really want to teach a man something, you need to make him think it was his idea first. Of course, if you ever really want a man to do anything, there is one very easy way to do it, because we are all pigs at heart. I should know. If I said otherwise, I'd be lying.
If that is the case.. I never read this. You never saw me here.
If you really want to teach a man something, you need to make him think it was his idea first. Of course, if you ever really want a man to do anything, there is one very easy way to do it, because we are all pigs at heart. I should know. If I said otherwise, I'd be lying.
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You are exempt for showing proper respect.Rogue4ngel wrote: If that is the case.. I never read this. You never saw me here.
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Hey guys, no matter how you try, you will never, ever understand our feminine guiles and the ways we can manipulate you.