The best signature line in the world ... ever!
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Why does everyone treat me like a mushroom?
They keep me in the dark and feed me boolsh*t
They keep me in the dark and feed me boolsh*t
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Well, what do you expect?
Ask a stupid person, get a stupid answer!
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Bagsy that one.
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The perfect way to solve the gun issue. Everyone in the world gets a gun....but I get the ammunition.
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These are the funniest - Irreverant, but a fave in forums or usenet - "Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics, even if you win you're still retarded"
Just plain odd - "Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way you'll be a mile away and he'll be shoeless."
Just plain odd - "Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way you'll be a mile away and he'll be shoeless."
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- Each year, there are more and more idiots. This year, I feel idiots from next year are already here
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Im hung like Einstein
And Smart as a Horse
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Your like the lobster in the pot, thrilled the water is getting toasty.....you never learn.
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The truth is a poor exscuse for lack of imagination
And Smart as a Horse
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Your like the lobster in the pot, thrilled the water is getting toasty.....you never learn.
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The truth is a poor exscuse for lack of imagination
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"The day Microsoft makes something that does not suck is probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners"
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Read though these giggling away quietly and thought I'd offer a few of my own ...
Nearly wet myself when I saw this one as, would you believe it, an official signoff in a work e-mail from a colleague in London:
"Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons for you are small and crunchy and taste good with ketchup !"
Another Churchill quote/signoff:
Hostess: "Mr Churchill, you are drunk !"
Churchill: "And Madam, you are ugly ! But I will be sober in the morning !"
and finally, for now, one of my Douglas Adams favorites (let's face it, the guy was a genius):
"I feel like a military academy. Bits of me keep passing out !"
Nearly wet myself when I saw this one as, would you believe it, an official signoff in a work e-mail from a colleague in London:
"Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons for you are small and crunchy and taste good with ketchup !"
Another Churchill quote/signoff:
Hostess: "Mr Churchill, you are drunk !"
Churchill: "And Madam, you are ugly ! But I will be sober in the morning !"
and finally, for now, one of my Douglas Adams favorites (let's face it, the guy was a genius):
"I feel like a military academy. Bits of me keep passing out !"
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Man is a slow, sloppy and brilliant thinker; the machine is fast, accurate and stupid. ~ William M. Kelly
Al Warren
This ain't my first rodeo. Red Foreman says it best.
CQDX de WR5AW
This ain't my first rodeo. Red Foreman says it best.
CQDX de WR5AW
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A selection that I use in different circumstances :
Linux is like a TEPEE - NO Gates - No Windows - Apache Inside
Share what you know - Learn what you don't
(My favorite)
The only one who really needs Windows is Bill Gates!
Linux is like a TEPEE - NO Gates - No Windows - Apache Inside
Share what you know - Learn what you don't
(My favorite)
The only one who really needs Windows is Bill Gates!
The only one who really need Windows is Bill Gates
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Got it on a t-shirt bought on Zakynthos, GreeceAspegic wrote: I'm home, take me drunk
Mvh Kim
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Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet-engines!
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Here's some sigs I've collected..
"Reality continues to ruin my life" Calvin
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Mark Twain?!
Some wisdom for us parents:
Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.
The real menace about dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old."
Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.
"Reality continues to ruin my life" Calvin
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Mark Twain?!
Some wisdom for us parents:
Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.
The real menace about dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old."
Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.
"I Don't Suffer from Insanity, I'm a Carrier"
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there are 2 secrets to stay the best :
1/- don't give all of your knowings
1/- don't give all of your knowings
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"Columbus, damn you! Why entire world must suffer because of your curiosity?"
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If your best friend stabs you in the back several times ... mistrust them.
Chinese proverb
Isn't teflon a non-stick substance? How on earth can they stick it to pans?
Chinese proverb
Isn't teflon a non-stick substance? How on earth can they stick it to pans?
Si el teflón es antiadherente, ¿cómo demonios lo pegan a las sartenes?
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Hi newbie first post.
I've seen many sigs I like, but my current favorite:
"Don't be sad because it ended, be happy because it happened"
and another --
If you always keep your belly buttoned, you won't lose your birthday suit!
I've seen many sigs I like, but my current favorite:
"Don't be sad because it ended, be happy because it happened"
and another --
If you always keep your belly buttoned, you won't lose your birthday suit!
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From my friend:
At Little Home in Pleasanton ...
I needed one $10 bill to pay for lunch but only had a $100 bill, so I needed change...
Me to Waitress: Can I have some twenties and one ten?
At Little Home in Pleasanton ...
I needed one $10 bill to pay for lunch but only had a $100 bill, so I needed change...
Me to Waitress: Can I have some twenties and one ten?
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Simple and to the point at 5:00 PM Friday.
"Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine!"
"Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine!"
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I just came up with this one. Maybe it'll be my "release candidate" sig
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How about this .... ?
*** Gravity is a myth, Earth Sucks !! ***
Deepak
*** Gravity is a myth, Earth Sucks !! ***
Deepak
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Gravity is a myth, earth sucks
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Gravity is a myth, earth sucks
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From a bumper sticker:
Too many freaks. Not enough circuses.
From a colleague
I think you're suffering from a case of premature extrapolation.
And my all time favorite:
Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.
Dave
Too many freaks. Not enough circuses.
From a colleague
I think you're suffering from a case of premature extrapolation.
And my all time favorite:
Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.
Dave
"Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free."
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Computers are like air conditioners – as soon as you open windows they stop working.
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A. '42'
A. '42'
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_/ The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX...
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_/ The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX...
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but seriously...
Here are my 0.02$
I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity but why don't we just take the safety labels of everything and let the problem solve itself.
UNIX really is user friendly... it's just picky about who its friends are.
l8TR
Here are my 0.02$
I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity but why don't we just take the safety labels of everything and let the problem solve itself.
UNIX really is user friendly... it's just picky about who its friends are.
l8TR
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_/ The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX...
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_/ The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX...
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"Have you ever been in therapy? No? You should try it. It's like a really easy game show where the correct answer to every question is: 'Because of my mother.'"
After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'."
"The nice thing about meditation is that it makes doing nothing quite respectable."
"If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor one."
"As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying, 'Relax, you're not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients', but the another kept reminding me, 'Howard, you are a veterinarian!'"
"My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more."
"A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a labotomy."
"She got her looks from her father: He's a plastic surgeon."
"Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined."
thats my p's and q's
After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'."
"The nice thing about meditation is that it makes doing nothing quite respectable."
"If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor one."
"As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying, 'Relax, you're not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients', but the another kept reminding me, 'Howard, you are a veterinarian!'"
"My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more."
"A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a labotomy."
"She got her looks from her father: He's a plastic surgeon."
"Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined."
thats my p's and q's
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I saw back up there somewhere "A closed mouth gathers no feet." Good one.
I thought I made a mistake once, but, of course, I was mistaken. - Me
I thought I made a mistake once, but, of course, I was mistaken. - Me
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- You are unique, just like everyone else -
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Dressing up is a way of disguising that you've got no personality.