Dear Joomla, it is now 5 years, 6 months, 5 days and 4 hours since we first met. I remember it like it was yesterday.
Even though you on several
occasions, have caused jealousy, ruined my night's sleep completely
, been a pain in my ex girlfriends butts (it hurt in mine too after a while, and in my right arm) when you torpedoed their weekend plans for me (even those I did not
know about), I stood by your side.
It was especially challenging in the periods around September 2005
, October 2006
and January 2011
. Although I fear that similar problems may occure on other occasions in the future, I do not intend to leave the ship. This is not Titanic and you are not Leonardo DiCaprio ;-)
To show you my love and gratitude, I would like to invite you and your Laptop Bag
out to dinner. I suggest McDonalds. The bill is on me. The Laptop Bag can eat what and how much
she wants. The more the better. BIG Burgers!
While we have developed in line with the times, she stood still. Either she must adapt to the times we live in now or she should find something else to do on. She is a barrier for us and other passionate people like us. She need to grow up and her 15 inches are simply put NOT ENOUGH
If she put on a few pounds, I will able to carry my 17-inch Dell in her and not in the backpack
on my back. If I'll carry you
back home on my back this changes must be made.
We live in 2011 and I feel I have the right to demand more of her. I hope you understand and respect my feelings and opinions. Awaiting feedback. Hoping for a positive response.
Hugs and kisses from Trond