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lester
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:09 pm 
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I see many funny, inspiring and clever signature lines while browsing the forum. Now that there are 4,000 of us I invite you to help find "The best signature line in the world ... ever!"

Rules: You can't suggest your own signature.

So, to kick off, I like this one from rcarver: "There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those that don't."
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"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
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Irreverant, but a fave in forums or usenet - "Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics, even if you win you're still retarded"

Just plain odd - "Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes.  That way you'll be a mile away and he'll be shoeless."

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the funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it

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calorifer wrote:
the funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it


Giggle ROFL thats the best one so far

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lchrism wrote:
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."


ROLF! Oops, I dropped my laptop from laughing so hard.

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There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't.

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From a conversation between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill:

Lady Astor:      "If I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston Churchill:      "If I were your husband I'd drink it !"


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The beatings will continue until moral improves!


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I'm home, take me drunk              :P


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Hello all... my first evr post... strange how it's in the humour board:

"If at first you don't suceeced... If at fist you don't succeed... If at first yoi don't succed... I give pu!"

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'The impossible we do at once, a miracle takes longer, on request we do magic'

'Linux is just like a Wigwam; No Windows, No Gates, Apache inside'

'The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent !'

'Who the f&#k is General Failure and why is he reading my harddisk?'

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vavroom
PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 7:27 am 
lchrism wrote:
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."


In Classified of newspaper:  "Parachute for sale.  Used only once.  Small red stain"
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vavroom wrote:
lchrism wrote:
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."


In Classified of newspaper:  "Parachute for sale.  Used only once.  Small red stain"


LOL  :D now that was funny...lol

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just found:

George double you Bush has two brains, the left and the right, like
normal people. But the problem is that there is nothing right in his
left brain and there is nothing left in his right brain"

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sgabardi wrote:
just found:

George double you Bush has two brains, the left and the right, like
normal people. But the problem is that there is nothing right in his
left brain and there is nothing left in his right brain"

Now that was funny!  Scary and true, but funny!
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Several of my favorite serious signatures:

"If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody is not thinking." - Gen. George S. Patton Jr.

"Vision without action is a daydream.  Action without vision is a nightmare."  - Japanese Proverb

"Rats & roaches live by competition under the laws of supply and demand; it is the privilege of human beings to live under the laws of justice & mercy."  - Wendell Berry

And a funny one:

Don't sweat petty things....or pet sweaty things
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A few from the internet and my coworkers:

- Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

- Those who fail to plan plan to fail.

One of my personal favorties:

- Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by stupidity.

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vavroom
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Another quote on the insanity topic, from Akiro Kurosawa, japanese filmmaker:

"In an insane world, only the insane is sane" :)
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