Chinese 101

brad · Post by **brad** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:59 am

1. That's not right ........................ Sum Ting Wong

2. Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding

3. See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao

4. Small Horse .............................. Tai Ni Po Ni

5. Did you go to the beach? ................... Wai Yu So Tan

6. I bumped into a coffee table ............. Ai Bang Mai Ni

7. I think you need a face lift ............... Chin Tu Fat

8. It's very dark in here ................... Wao So Dim

9. I thought you were on a diet ............ Wai Yu Mun Ching?

10. This is a tow away zone ................. No Pah King

11. Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?

12. Staying out of sight .................... Lei Ying Lo

13. He's cleaning his automobile ............ Wa Shing Ka

14. Your body odor is offensive ............. Yu Stin Ki Pu

kenmcd · Post by **kenmcd** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 7:18 am

brad wrote: 14. Your body odor is offensive ............. Yu Stin Ki Pu

That one got me.
LOL.

liutza · Post by **liutza** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:42 am

BEST OF

eddyyanto · Post by **eddyyanto** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:04 am

1. That's not right ........................ Sum Ting Wong ----------> something wrong

2. Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding ----------> are you hiding?

3. See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao ----------> call me now

4. Small Horse .............................. Tai Ni Po Ni ----------> tiny pony

5. Did you go to the beach? ................... Wai Yu So Tan ---------->

6. I bumped into a coffee table ............. Ai Bang Mai Ni ---------->

7. I think you need a face lift ............... Chin Tu Fat ----------> change your face

8. It's very dark in here ................... Wao So Dim ----------> wow, so dim!

9. I thought you were on a diet ............ Wai Yu Mun Ching? ----------> what are you munching?

10. This is a tow away zone ................. No Pah King ----------> No parking

11. Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao? ---------->

12. Staying out of sight .................... Lei Ying Lo

13. He's cleaning his automobile ............ Wa Shing Ka ----------> washing car

14. Your body odor is offensive ............. Yu Stin Ki Pu ----------> you stinking

liutza · Post by **liutza** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:10 am

5. Did you go to the beach? ................... Wai Yu So Tan ----------> Why are you tanned?
6. I bumped into a coffee table ............. Ai Bang Mai Ni ---------->I banged my knee
11. Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao? ---------->Why did you come now?
Staying out of sight .................... Lei Ying Lo-------------------------->laying low

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

eddyyanto · Post by **eddyyanto** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:16 am

But most of the chinese name were three characters and two characters.
Four characters seems vanishing, only a couples in a million.

liutza · Post by **liutza** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:20 am

:P
than why did you translate
. Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding ----------> are you hiding?
Small Horse .............................. Tai Ni Po Ni ----------> tiny pony

and so on

:P :P
that didn't seem strange ?

eddyyanto · Post by **eddyyanto** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:23 am

Yeah, all seemed strange. Not only the four characters one.
Curiosity makes me translate those ********* :P

Jdam · Post by **Jdam** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:34 am

@brad

Your a great geek chinese guru!

theconsul · Post by **theconsul** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:20 am

It is even harder when you are dutch speaking

TheSaint · Post by **TheSaint** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:38 am

Roofles! What a riot! I've often wondered myself how people ever learn this as a second language. It seems like so many of the sounds are so close! None the less, the jokes were good for a chukle.

chey · Post by **chey** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:24 am

brad wrote: 4. Small Horse .............................. Tai Ni Po Ni

i know chinese & after reading all i ROFL.

but this was my personal fav

jetbrains · Post by **jetbrains** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:49 am

I'm so stupid because I can't understand them at all.

Santino · Post by **Santino** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:21 pm

13. He's cleaning his automobile ............ Wa Shing Ka - Washing Car!! HAHAHAHA

thats brilliant.

marakei · Post by **marakei** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:05 pm

I've been trying to figure out where my Hawaiian cousins got some of their Pidgin English words from. Now I know.......From a Chinese 101 college class...........LMAO!!

Mr. X · Post by **Mr. X** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:13 pm

nice list lol

Loon · Post by **Loon** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:27 am

eddyyanto wrote: 7. I think you need a face lift ............... Chin Tu Fat ----------> change your face

I thought this is "Chin TOO FAT"

lol good stuff anyway

manutdfeverDOTcoUk · Post by **manutdfeverDOTcoUk** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:35 pm

good collections!

estrella · Post by **estrella** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:20 am

eddyyanto wrote: 2. Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding ----------> are you hiding?

this should be who you hiding?

eddyyanto wrote: 14. Your body odor is offensive ............. Yu Stin Ki Pu ----------> you stinking

this should be you stinking poo!

114211 · Post by **114211** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 6:14 am

dude you got these jokes off of facebook, admit it, you did.

i'll admit it's still funny though hehe

holdenburg · Post by **holdenburg** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:54 pm

Man who fart in church sit in own pew...

pradha · Post by **pradha** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:24 pm

This one is really funny and very original...

Winvin · Post by **Winvin** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:13 am

Sorry I got to donate one too, but its not in Chinese. I've heard people say this before.

Signal Light----> See no light

Nut ------> Na

JDdamole · Post by **JDdamole** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 8:21 pm

who threw the poo?....... hoo flung dung? LOL!!!

Serial · Post by **Serial** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:53 am

LMFAO ... this was great... !

andy_xyd · Post by **andy_xyd** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:43 am

:)Hey, I'm a native Chinese.
Do you want to learn Chinese? Please contact me via e-mail: [email protected].
I think you are deeply interested in it.
I can tell you how to say hello in Chinese;
That pronounces like "ni hao".
And its characters are :你好

chey · Post by **chey** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:00 am

andy_xyd wrote: :)Hey, I'm a native Chinese.
Do you want to learn Chinese? Please contact me via e-mail: [email protected].
I think you are deeply interested in it.
I can tell you how to say hello in Chinese;
That pronounces like "ni hao".
And its characters are :你好

are you fluent in english as well???

andy_xyd · Post by **andy_xyd** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:27 pm

No, not very good, I think.
But I loved watching English movies.

chey · Post by **chey** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:13 am

andy_xyd wrote:
No, not very good, I think.
But I loved watching English movies.

great!! ^^ i want to improve my chinese actually XD

wj56784 · Post by **wj56784** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 1:18 am

I am a chinese, but I cann't understand what your said.

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