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A Female Prayer

Post by momogi » Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:12 am

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to ";How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I pray beside my bed,
I look at the clown you sent me instead.
Amen
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Re: A Female Prayer

Post by Joomman » Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:56 am

well what can i say life sucks. LOL still very good :P

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Re: A Female Prayer

Post by warmgreat7 » Sat May 19, 2007 6:41 pm

Joomman wrote: well what can i say life sucks. LOL still very good :P
Gold words
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Re: A Female Prayer

Post by Ragdata » Sun May 20, 2007 3:47 am

momogi wrote: One who thinks before he speaks,
Do me a favour?  Next time you're talking to the big guy upstairs ... say this line twice and remember me?

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Re: A Female Prayer

Post by mintie_gal » Wed May 23, 2007 6:33 am

momogi wrote: Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
Why is it so hard for men to answer that question properly? lol
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Re: A Female Prayer

Post by mar_a » Thu May 24, 2007 10:37 am

Great prayer and interesting site!

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Re: A Female Prayer

Post by pingvin13 » Thu May 24, 2007 10:58 am

mintie_gal wrote:
momogi wrote: Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
Why is it so hard for men to answer that question properly? lol
Have you ever tried to answer this question ?

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Re: A Female Prayer

Post by Funatico » Wed May 30, 2007 1:01 pm

Cool :)

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Re: A Female Prayer

Post by ianmac » Wed May 30, 2007 1:05 pm

mintie_gal wrote:
momogi wrote: Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
Why is it so hard for men to answer that question properly? lol
Because for some reason, though you ask the question, you get offended when we try to measure for you :)

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Re: A Female Prayer

Post by philwebsupport » Fri Jun 01, 2007 12:09 pm

your prayer is like in metalica band lyrics and this is a challenge to you girl what is this song ;D
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Re: A Female Prayer

Post by CW_Angel » Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:20 am

good prayer, hehe

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Re: A Female Prayer

Post by Rogue4ngel » Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:02 pm

The 'backside' question is the real world Kobayashi Moru

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Re: A Female Prayer

Post by kanosa » Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:48 am

cool  :)

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Re: A Female Prayer

Post by SCMH » Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:37 pm

wow...  :-\  thats a very,interesting prayer, and really funny :) :D :laugh:
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