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Words Women Use

Post by Coffeymate » Sat Apr 28, 2007 8:32 pm

;) Pay close attention, guys ....

Words Women Use:
1.) FINE:
            This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes:
            If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing:
            This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead:
            This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5) Loud Sigh:
            This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #1 for the meaning of fine.)

6.) That's Okay:
            This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks:
            A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever:
            Is a women's way of saying SHUT UP!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it:
            Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.
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Re: Words Women Use

Post by Wendy » Sun Apr 29, 2007 2:07 am

Fine, Whatever (Loud Sigh).  Anyone got anything else to add?  Go Ahead...  :P
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Re: Words Women Use

Post by AmyStephen » Sun Apr 29, 2007 2:29 am

Nice.  :D

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Re: Words Women Use

Post by Coffeymate » Sun Apr 29, 2007 7:55 pm

Note: none of the men have ventured to open their mouths on this one.  >smirk<
Smart, eh?  :D
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Re: Words Women Use

Post by AmyStephen » Sun Apr 29, 2007 8:40 pm

Trained.  :pop

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Re: Words Women Use

Post by mariuslmm » Mon Apr 30, 2007 7:45 am

:) cool

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Re: Words Women Use

Post by brian » Mon Apr 30, 2007 7:46 am

Ony a very brave (or foolish) man would dare to comment
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Re: Words Women Use

Post by Coffeymate » Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:45 pm

brian wrote: Ony a very brave (or foolish) man would dare to comment
And.... you are...?
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Post by brian » Tue May 01, 2007 8:36 am

I would say brave but my partner would say foolish
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Re: Words Women Use

Post by egiex » Tue May 01, 2007 10:17 pm

Coffeymate wrote: ;) Pay close attention, guys ....

Words Women Use:
1.) FINE:
Fine is the worst one ever! lol

how was your day? Fine.  AHHHH lol
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Re: Words Women Use

Post by JoomlaGod » Fri May 11, 2007 11:28 pm

There is a lot of truth to this thread... a lot of sad bitter truth :(

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Post by eyezberg » Mon May 14, 2007 12:21 pm

I am not going to comment. Nothing to say anyway, it's all true.
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Re: Words Women Use

Post by CW_Angel » Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:25 am

Men are supposed to learn something from it, haha

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Re: Words Women Use

Post by Rogue4ngel » Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:50 pm

Can't you get in trouble for posting some of the "Secret Female Handbook".  I'm assuming this must be a part of the book that every girl recieves around age 11, and studies dilligently for the rest of their lives.

If that is the case.. I never read this.  You never saw me here.

If you really want to teach a man something, you need to make him think it was his idea first.  Of course, if you ever really want a man to do anything, there is one very easy way to do it, because we are all pigs at heart.  I should know.  If I said otherwise, I'd be lying.
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Re: Words Women Use

Post by AmyStephen » Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:55 pm

Rogue4ngel wrote: If that is the case.. I never read this.  You never saw me here.
:D You are exempt for showing proper respect.  ;)

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Re: Words Women Use

Post by kanosa » Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:46 am

cool  :laugh:

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Re: Words Women Use

Post by joanne-r » Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:15 pm

Hey guys, no matter how you try, you will never, ever understand our feminine guiles and the ways we can manipulate you.  ;D


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