Aussie Cultural relations

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Aussie Cultural relations

Post by Buster » Sun Apr 29, 2007 6:13 pm

An Arab was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to Melbourne, Australia.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Arab gentleman if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be tied up and whipped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Aussie then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
A true Panspermian........aren't we all?

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Re: Aussie Cultural relations

Post by AmyStephen » Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:08 am

hehehe! How did I miss this one?  :P

I hope you are on a schedule - that would help! Thanks very much!
Amy :)



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