The best signature line in the world ... ever!

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The best signature line in the world ... ever!

Post by lester » Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:09 pm

I see many funny, inspiring and clever signature lines while browsing the forum. Now that there are 4,000 of us I invite you to help find "The best signature line in the world ... ever!"

Rules: You can't suggest your own signature.

So, to kick off, I like this one from rcarver: "There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those that don't."

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Re: The best signature line in the world ... ever!

Post by Vince » Thu Sep 08, 2005 11:59 pm

If computers have no doors or fences, who needs Windows and Gates?
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Post by lchrism » Fri Sep 09, 2005 3:04 am

I think it's in my basement... let me go upstairs and check. mc escher

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Post by lchrism » Fri Sep 09, 2005 3:06 am

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."

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Post by Serial » Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:37 am

success is the ability to go from one failure to the next without any loss of enthusiasm  :D
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Post by bluesaze » Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:49 am

When you see pigs fly it means Windows has become open source
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Post by TheSaint » Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:58 am

For the math geeks: Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive. :D
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Post by gogz » Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:31 am

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Post by brad » Fri Sep 09, 2005 10:31 am

First we will be best, then we will be first.
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Post by bigodines » Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:29 pm

I swear to drunk i'm not god

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Post by kaizen » Fri Sep 09, 2005 5:00 pm

Inspirational - "We may not be able to control the wind, but we can always adjust our sails"

Irreverant, but a fave in forums or usenet - "Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics, even if you win you're still retarded"

Just plain odd - "Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes.  That way you'll be a mile away and he'll be shoeless."
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Post by calorifer » Sat Sep 10, 2005 7:13 am

the funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it
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Post by bluesaze » Sat Sep 10, 2005 9:23 am

calorifer wrote: the funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it
Giggle ROFL thats the best one so far
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Post by myleftfoot » Sat Sep 10, 2005 9:30 am

lchrism wrote: "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
ROLF! Oops, I dropped my laptop from laughing so hard.
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Post by ratlaw » Fri Sep 16, 2005 1:18 pm

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't.
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Post by Aspegic » Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:38 pm

From a conversation between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill:

Lady Astor:      "If I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston Churchill:      "If I were your husband I'd drink it !"


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The beatings will continue until moral improves!


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Post by frozendreamer » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:03 pm

Hello all... my first evr post... strange how it's in the humour board:

"If at first you don't suceeced... If at fist you don't succeed... If at first yoi don't succed... I give pu!"

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Post by ArjanB » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:08 pm

'The great thing about multitasking is that several things can go wrong at once' - Andrew B. Sweger

'The impossible we do at once, a miracle takes longer, on request we do magic'

'Linux is just like a Wigwam; No Windows, No Gates, Apache inside'

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Re: The best signature line in the world ... ever!

Post by mist » Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:35 am

Life is too serious to be taken seriously :laugh:

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Post by vavroom » Sat Sep 17, 2005 7:27 am

lchrism wrote: "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
In Classified of newspaper:  "Parachute for sale.  Used only once.  Small red stain"

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Post by yerg » Sat Sep 17, 2005 11:03 am

The grass on the other side may be greener but you still have to mow it.
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Re: The best signature line in the world ... ever!

Post by Serial » Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:12 am

vavroom wrote:
lchrism wrote: "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
In Classified of newspaper:  "Parachute for sale.  Used only once.  Small red stain"
LOL  :D now that was funny...lol
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Post by sgabardi » Mon Sep 19, 2005 5:35 pm

just found:

George double you Bush has two brains, the left and the right, like
normal people. But the problem is that there is nothing right in his
left brain and there is nothing left in his right brain"
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Post by newtribe » Mon Sep 19, 2005 5:48 pm

sgabardi wrote: just found:

George double you Bush has two brains, the left and the right, like
normal people. But the problem is that there is nothing right in his
left brain and there is nothing left in his right brain"
Now that was funny!  Scary and true, but funny!

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Post by neririn » Mon Sep 19, 2005 5:50 pm

if I lived . I would be ~ by now.

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Post by newtribe » Mon Sep 19, 2005 6:11 pm

Several of my favorite serious signatures:

"If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody is not thinking." - Gen. George S. Patton Jr.

"Vision without action is a daydream.  Action without vision is a nightmare."  - Japanese Proverb

"Rats & roaches live by competition under the laws of supply and demand; it is the privilege of human beings to live under the laws of justice & mercy."  - Wendell Berry

And a funny one:

Don't sweat petty things....or pet sweaty things

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Post by kabam » Tue Sep 20, 2005 1:45 am

A few from the internet and my coworkers:

- Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

- Those who fail to plan plan to fail.

One of my personal favorties:

- Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by stupidity.
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Post by vavroom » Tue Sep 20, 2005 1:51 am

Another quote on the insanity topic, from Akiro Kurosawa, japanese filmmaker:

"In an insane world, only the insane is sane" :)

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Post by ot2sen » Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:19 am

->The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL?

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->I'm very responsible, when ever something goes wrong they always say i'm responsible.

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Post by eyezberg » Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:02 pm

Hi lady, I'm new in town. Can I get directions to your flat?

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