The best signature line in the world ... ever!

[Shorthouse]

I've not checked all the posts so sorry if these have already been suggested:

• Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids.
• I'd like to die like my old dad, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming like his passengers.

Cheers
Shorthouse

[marijn]

I don't really use sigs but this topic is soo funny. I check it every now and than! Should be a sticky.

[NFG]

I don't like pigs I love 'em.
I knows what they'd look best in.
Grind them up and stuff them
inside their own intestines.

[www.eukhost.com]

I am Sad and Hungry. Please ask Angelina Jolie to adopt me

[hostboy]

“I was an atheist till I realized I was God” – from a Sitepoint forum member.

“Don’t be so open minded your brains might fall out” – from a eUKhost forum member.

[Smitch]

These are great!

[JoeJoomla]

"A monologue is not a conversation"

[xxciv]

like communism, i too look better on paper.

[aizkorri]

as I'm basque I use this signature in a lot lf places...

A language is not lost because those that do not know how to speak it do not learn it, it is lost because those that can, do not use it
( Artze )

[NFG]

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."

[gafadi]

i dont drink,smoke or curse ,, hloy shi* my cigrate fell in my glass of bear

[globule]

"No more crime o'soft"

...sorry

[NotNice]

How do I set my laser printer on stun?
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
How to Buy and Set Up a Computer". Step One: Get Valium - Dave Barry
BTW, FWIW, IMHO, AFAIK, yes. OTOH, AAMOF, maybe not. YMMV.
Calm down -- it's only ones and zeroes.
I couldn't afford a cool signature, so I just got this one.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
Don't make me use uppercase...

A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?

[spenceh]

Note: No trees were destroyed in the sending of this contaminant free message. However, I do concede, a significant number of electrons may have been inconvenienced.

[egiex]

like communism, i too look better on paper.

hahaha so true for too many people lol 

[JoeJoomla]

How do you know if you are deluded?

[octavian]

You should only create problems, that only you know solutions to.

[matthewhayashida]

These are really funny. 

[mini_mei]

LOL i read the whole thread and had to hold myself back from lol-ing in the office when reading some
and i just got one in an email and thought that it would fit in quite nicely here:

Hardware: The part you kick. Software: The part you boot.

some others i like:

sarcasm is only one more service we offer

a pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt

as we grow older may we grow more childish with each passing day

People are like parachutes, if they arent there when you really need them, chances are you wont be needing them again

[summithainey]

Some people are like Slinkies, totally useless but great fun to watch when you push them down the stairs.

dude, i love this, ima save this one for later


quote by me:

just because you've done it longer than anyone else, doesnt mean you've been doing it right...