The best signature line in the world ... ever!
The best signature line in the world ... ever!
I see many funny, inspiring and clever signature lines while browsing the forum. Now that there are 4,000 of us I invite you to help find "The best signature line in the world ... ever!"
Rules: You can't suggest your own signature.
So, to kick off, I like this one from rcarver: "There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those that don't."
Rules: You can't suggest your own signature.
So, to kick off, I like this one from rcarver: "There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those that don't."
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If computers have no doors or fences, who needs Windows and Gates?
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I think it's in my basement... let me go upstairs and check. mc escher
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"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
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success is the ability to go from one failure to the next without any loss of enthusiasm
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When you see pigs fly it means Windows has become open source
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For the math geeks: Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
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First we will be best, then we will be first.
Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
127.0.0.1 sweet 127.0.0.1
Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
127.0.0.1 sweet 127.0.0.1
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I swear to drunk i'm not god
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Inspirational - "We may not be able to control the wind, but we can always adjust our sails"
Irreverant, but a fave in forums or usenet - "Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics, even if you win you're still retarded"
Just plain odd - "Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way you'll be a mile away and he'll be shoeless."
Irreverant, but a fave in forums or usenet - "Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics, even if you win you're still retarded"
Just plain odd - "Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way you'll be a mile away and he'll be shoeless."
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the funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it
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Giggle ROFL thats the best one so farcalorifer wrote: the funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it
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ROLF! Oops, I dropped my laptop from laughing so hard.lchrism wrote: "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
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There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't.
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From a conversation between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill:
Lady Astor: "If I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston Churchill: "If I were your husband I'd drink it !"
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The beatings will continue until moral improves!
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I'm home, take me drunk :P
Lady Astor: "If I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston Churchill: "If I were your husband I'd drink it !"
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The beatings will continue until moral improves!
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I'm home, take me drunk :P
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Hello all... my first evr post... strange how it's in the humour board:
"If at first you don't suceeced... If at fist you don't succeed... If at first yoi don't succed... I give pu!"
"If at first you don't suceeced... If at fist you don't succeed... If at first yoi don't succed... I give pu!"
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'The impossible we do at once, a miracle takes longer, on request we do magic'
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'The impossible we do at once, a miracle takes longer, on request we do magic'
'Linux is just like a Wigwam; No Windows, No Gates, Apache inside'
'The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent !'
'Who the f&#k is General Failure and why is he reading my harddisk?'
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Life is too serious to be taken seriously
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In Classified of newspaper: "Parachute for sale. Used only once. Small red stain"lchrism wrote: "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
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The [* spam *] on the other side may be greener but you still have to mow it.
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LOL now that was funny...lolvavroom wrote:In Classified of newspaper: "Parachute for sale. Used only once. Small red stain"lchrism wrote: "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
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just found:
George double you Bush has two brains, the left and the right, like
normal people. But the problem is that there is nothing right in his
left brain and there is nothing left in his right brain"
George double you Bush has two brains, the left and the right, like
normal people. But the problem is that there is nothing right in his
left brain and there is nothing left in his right brain"
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Now that was funny! Scary and true, but funny!sgabardi wrote: just found:
George double you Bush has two brains, the left and the right, like
normal people. But the problem is that there is nothing right in his
left brain and there is nothing left in his right brain"
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if I lived . I would be ~ by now.
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Several of my favorite serious signatures:
"If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody is not thinking." - Gen. George S. Patton Jr.
"Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare." - Japanese Proverb
"Rats & roaches live by competition under the laws of supply and demand; it is the privilege of human beings to live under the laws of justice & mercy." - Wendell Berry
And a funny one:
Don't sweat petty things....or pet sweaty things
"If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody is not thinking." - Gen. George S. Patton Jr.
"Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare." - Japanese Proverb
"Rats & roaches live by competition under the laws of supply and demand; it is the privilege of human beings to live under the laws of justice & mercy." - Wendell Berry
And a funny one:
Don't sweat petty things....or pet sweaty things
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A few from the internet and my coworkers:
- Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein
- Those who fail to plan plan to fail.
One of my personal favorties:
- Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by stupidity.
- Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein
- Those who fail to plan plan to fail.
One of my personal favorties:
- Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by stupidity.
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Another quote on the insanity topic, from Akiro Kurosawa, japanese filmmaker:
"In an insane world, only the insane is sane"
"In an insane world, only the insane is sane"
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->The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL?
->A seminar on time travel will be held in two weeks ago.
->I'm very responsible, when ever something goes wrong they always say i'm responsible.
->'It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames' - Harry Hill
->A seminar on time travel will be held in two weeks ago.
->I'm very responsible, when ever something goes wrong they always say i'm responsible.
->'It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames' - Harry Hill
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Hi lady, I'm new in town. Can I get directions to your flat?
One day, my ship will come. And with my luck, I'll be waiting at the airport!
One day, my ship will come. And with my luck, I'll be waiting at the airport!
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