- Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
- Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
- Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
- Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
- Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
- All generalizations are false.
- A morning without coffee is like something without something else.
- By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me. - Ashleigh Brilliant
- I do know everything, just not all at once. It's a virtual memory problem.
- A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. - Doug Linder
- All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
- And God said "Let there be light." But then the program crashed because he was trying to access the 'light' property of a NULL universe pointer.
- C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne 'Stumpy' Stroustrup
- C Programmers do it recursively.
- Computer Science: solving today's problems tomorrow.
- cthread. cthread_fork(). Fork, thread, fork!
- Error: Sector not found -- search behind couch? (Y/N)
- My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
- There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
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