The best signature line in the world ... ever!
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My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion.
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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were there's a will..............
.....there's loadsa money!
.....there's loadsa money!
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Heres my 2 favs:
"I like mornings... I just wish they were later in the day"
"Procrastinators Unite! Tomorrow!"
"I like mornings... I just wish they were later in the day"
"Procrastinators Unite! Tomorrow!"
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mine is :
"If theres a will......
....theres a wuter"
"If theres a will......
....theres a wuter"
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What about
Life without knowledge is death in disguise
or
my mum made me a nuerotic, if you send the wool she can make you one too.
Life without knowledge is death in disguise
or
my mum made me a nuerotic, if you send the wool she can make you one too.
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Used to be my past sigs.
My parents have been there for me, ever since I was seven-David Beckham This is a real quote from him.
My wife asked me to get her something that goes from 0-100 in under 5 seconds for her birthday. I got her a bathroom scale.
My parents have been there for me, ever since I was seven-David Beckham This is a real quote from him.
My wife asked me to get her something that goes from 0-100 in under 5 seconds for her birthday. I got her a bathroom scale.
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"sorry for my handwriting"
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Mr. X,
How did you set-up "Link Exchange"?
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My first post on this forum. One signature I once used:
"I can't think of anything to write in this signature section"
"I can't think of anything to write in this signature section"
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Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.
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Prejudice is one of the most stupid things on earth because there are so many perfectly good reasons to dislike people on an individual basis - The Philosophers Song -Monty Python
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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa!
A straw poll only shows which way the hot air blows.
Sometimes I think we're alone in the universe, and sometimes I think we're not. In either case the idea is quite staggering. - Arthur C. Clarke
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
In science it often happens that scientists say, 'You know that's a really good argument; my position is mistaken,' and then they would actually change their minds and you never hear that old view from them again. They really do it. It doesn't happen as often as it should, because scientists are human and change is sometimes painful. But it happens every day. I cannot recall the last time someting like that happened in politics or religion. -- Carl Sagan
Prejudice is one of the most stupid things on earth because there are so many perfectly good reasons to dislike people on an individual basis - The Philosophers Song -Monty Python
There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws. - Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged in: The Decline and Fall of the Athenian Republic
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Veni, Vedi, Veci -- I came, I saw, I conguered -- Julius Caesar -- he'd conguered the known Euro world.
Alea jacta est -- Caesar -- the Die is Cast, when the Roman Senate told him not to cross the Rubicon, he did it anyway. The rest is history.
Was mich nicht umbringt macht mich starker -- What doesn't kill me makes me stronger -- Friedrich Nietzsche
Gott is tot -- God is dead -- Nietzsche @ http://www.kirjasto.sci.fi/nietzsch.htm
I like the "What Doesn't Kill Me, Makes Me Stronger".
I use that -- both in German and English -- as my Signature line in several Forums.
Alea jacta est -- Caesar -- the Die is Cast, when the Roman Senate told him not to cross the Rubicon, he did it anyway. The rest is history.
Was mich nicht umbringt macht mich starker -- What doesn't kill me makes me stronger -- Friedrich Nietzsche
Gott is tot -- God is dead -- Nietzsche @ http://www.kirjasto.sci.fi/nietzsch.htm
I like the "What Doesn't Kill Me, Makes Me Stronger".
I use that -- both in German and English -- as my Signature line in several Forums.
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Didn't look through them all to see if this one was already stated but...
"640 k ought to be enough for anyone" - Bill Gates
"640 k ought to be enough for anyone" - Bill Gates
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Honestly offislur, I'm not under the affluence of incohol.Doz wrote:Take me drunk, I'm home.bigodines wrote: I swear to drunk i'm not god
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:laugh:this is very very very funny...!!!sgabardi wrote: just found:
George double you Bush has two brains, the left and the right, like
normal people. But the problem is that there is nothing right in his
left brain and there is nothing left in his right brain"
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i want to change the world but i don't have the source code for it
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lol i think thats the best!TheSaint wrote: For the math geeks: Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
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Here's mine:
"Time to make like a baby and head on out..."
"Time to make like a baby and head on out..."
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Here's one for the Christmas holiday season:
According to English grammar teachers Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
According to English grammar teachers Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
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My friend bought that shirt off ThinkGeek.lester wrote: I see many funny, inspiring and clever signature lines while browsing the forum. Now that there are 4,000 of us I invite you to help find "The best signature line in the world ... ever!"
Rules: You can't suggest your own signature.
So, to kick off, I like this one from rcarver: "There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those that don't."
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"If you were eighteen again, would you make the same mistakes?"
"Yeah, but I'd enjoy them more!"
"Yeah, but I'd enjoy them more!"
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew...
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Here are some of my favorite quotes...
:)Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
:)As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard
:)24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not
:)Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening..
:)Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
:)As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard
:)24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not
:)Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening..
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There is a will, there is a way ---> best signature :P
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Learn is big problem, Love is small problem
I like small problem !!!
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Learn is big problem, Love is small problem
I like small problem !!!
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Three thing in life are certain: death, taxes, and computer problems.
I didn't make up this one: Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.
I didn't make up this one: Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.
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Growing old is better than the alternative.michaelper22 wrote: I didn't make up this one: Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.
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wow!!! all these signatures are so good XD
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