The best signature line in the world ... ever!

[JoeJoomla]

The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

[torkil]

For those of you who think Mambo will die and be replaced by Joomla:

"never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"

[happy_noodle_boy]

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer chained up in the basement.

[eddyyanto]

Dressing up is a way of disguising that you've got no personality. 

[JoeJoomla]

I am a little bit tired.

4:38 AM? What are you doing up at 4:38 AM? Do you code at this time of the morning or just peruse bulletin boards?

[pixelsoul]

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.


or

Always remember, you're unique, just like everyone else.

[rae]

If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0

Best wishes,
Rae

[Optix]

I swear to drunk i'm not god

Or the Terry Foy version:

But ociffer! I'm not under the alcofluence of incohol!

[Optix]

The [* spam *] on the other side may be greener but you still have to mow it.

I prefer "The [* spam *] may be greener, but that just means it'll grow faster."

[rae]

This is actually a quote but I love it as a signature.

"not all those who wander are lost" - JRR Tolkien

[Fairchylde]

From the gospel of Judas, also known as the gospel of st. thomas: "be as wise as serpents and as innocent as doves".

"please god, would it be so wrong to ask for a burning Bush, just one more time"

[kremedia]

How about:

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Mod edit: signature removed and added to profile.

[happy_noodle_boy]

"Anywhere is within walking distance if you have enough time" - Steven Wright.

[JoeJoomla]

From an old heavy metal song, but it's a thinker:

Today is only yesterday's tomorrow.

[Quasar]

"When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am alwas tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'" - Sydney Harris

[lasor]

What a excellent thread....

My fav has got to be without a doubt

'Who the f&#k is General Failure and why is he reading my harddisk?'

Had me in bits  can not believe I havent seen it before..

If you dont mind I trhink I will steal that one

[mctones]

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. 

[lilybony]

You can fall from sky,you can fall from a tree, but the best way you fall is in love with me.

[deleted user]

Two I've come across recently:

If Nobody's perfect then I must be Nobody.

and

A Smith & Wesson Beats 4 Aces.

[chey]

the funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it

i love this one. it makes you look like an idiot after that. ROFL 

[crossland]

"Another Churchill quote/signoff:
    Hostess: "Mr Churchill, you are drunk !"
    Churchill: "And Madam, you are ugly ! But I will be sober in the morning !"

That is great - why don't we get leaders like that these days?

[sgabardi]

"The last Voice, we'll hear when world explodes, will be the voice of an expert telling us: This is technically impossible" - Sir Peter Ustinov

[UK Smurf]

This is more inspirational than humourous, but here goes...

They say that just before you die, your whole life flashes in front of you. Make sure it is worth watching.

[lucraft]

Some people are like Slinkies, totally useless but great fun to watch when you push them down the stairs.

[lucraft]

"So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays"."

[hityourhead]

just found:

George double you Bush has two brains, the left and the right, like
normal people. But the problem is that there is nothing right in his
left brain and there is nothing left in his right brain"

I'm sorry to say but after this one I stopped reading the rest  This one just killed me!!
It being true just makes it so much funnier lol

A signature I'v seen a while ago...I don't know who's it was so sorry for the no credit.
"Who learned you how to spoke?"

[myjoomple]

Forgiving them (terrorists) I believe is God's function.  Our job is to simply arrange the meeting!  - Norman Swartzkoph

[Badger]

Smith & Wesson: The original Point and Click interface.

[wheeqo]

I think these sigs have relationship :
1.

George double you Bush has two brains, the left and the right, like normal people. But the problem is that there is nothing right in his left brain and there is nothing left in his right brain.

2.

"Columbus, damn you! Why entire world must suffer because of your curiosity?"

well, I got this :
Customer: "I want to download the Internet. Do I need a bigger hard disk?"
Download the Internet here
~ http://www.w3schools.com ~

[Steve F J]

Famous last words:
Harold King of England; "Watch that idiot over there with the bow and arrow - if he's not careful he'll have someone's eye out!"
General Custer: "I think we've got 'em lads."
Driving Instructor: "You don't drive the car over the cliff to test the airbrakes!"
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I always put the light out at night - and make sure I lock the door again afterwards.
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"The doorbell has gone." So I'm told... but every time I look it is still there.
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I used to have this in my signature:
I had a very traumatic childhood. It goes back to when I was baby, when my dad was in the army. Every time he changed my nappy, he would take the pin out - count to ten - then chuck me over the garden fence.