The best signature line in the world ... ever!

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Post by www.eukhost.com » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:20 pm

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Post by www.etechsupport.net » Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:03 pm

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.

:D ;D :laugh:

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Post by BluegrassBubba » Fri Aug 11, 2006 8:48 pm

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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Post by Steve F J » Sat Aug 12, 2006 4:02 am

were there's a will..............









.....there's loadsa money! :)
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Post by Brandito » Sun Aug 13, 2006 6:50 am

Heres my 2 favs:

"I like mornings... I just wish they were later in the day"

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Post by gerrytanned » Mon Aug 14, 2006 6:06 am

mine is :

"If theres a will......


....theres a wuter"

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Post by roryt » Mon Aug 14, 2006 2:42 pm

What about

Life without knowledge is death in disguise

or

my mum made me a nuerotic, if you send the wool she can make you one too.

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Post by hadenough » Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:52 pm

Aspegic wrote: From a conversation between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill:

Lady Astor:      "If I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston Churchill:      "If I were your husband I'd drink it !"
Lady Astor: "If that stomach was on a woman she'd be pregnant"
Winston Churchill:  "it was...she is"

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Post by Radsan » Sun Sep 10, 2006 9:55 am

Used to be my past sigs.

My parents have been there for me, ever since I was seven-David Beckham This is a real quote from him.

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Post by Mr. X » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:02 pm

"sorry for my handwriting" :)

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Post by Adler » Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:00 am

Mr. X,

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Post by xmetal » Sun Oct 22, 2006 2:09 pm

My first post on this forum.  :) One signature I once used:

"I can't think of anything to write in this signature section"

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Post by pgr » Sun Oct 22, 2006 3:18 pm

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

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Post by Adler » Sun Oct 22, 2006 3:47 pm

Veni, Vedi, Veci -- I came, I saw, I conguered -- Julius Caesar -- he'd conguered the known Euro world.
Alea jacta est -- Caesar -- the Die is Cast, when the Roman Senate told him not to cross the Rubicon, he did it anyway. The rest is history.

Was mich nicht umbringt macht mich starker -- What doesn't kill me makes me stronger -- Friedrich Nietzsche
Gott is tot -- God is dead -- Nietzsche @ http://www.kirjasto.sci.fi/nietzsch.htm

I like the "What Doesn't Kill Me, Makes Me Stronger".

I use that -- both in German and English -- as my Signature line in several Forums.
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Post by Sukafu » Mon Oct 30, 2006 6:30 pm

Didn't look through them all to see if this one was already stated but...

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Post by gboy » Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:41 pm

Doz wrote:
bigodines wrote: I swear to drunk i'm not god
Take me drunk, I'm home.
Honestly offislur, I'm not under the affluence of incohol.

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Post by binachank » Thu Nov 09, 2006 8:23 am

sgabardi wrote: just found:

George double you Bush has two brains, the left and the right, like
normal people. But the problem is that there is nothing right in his
left brain and there is nothing left in his right brain"
:laugh:this is very very very funny...!!!
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Post by estrella » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:40 am

i want to change the world but i don't have the source code for it
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Post by 114211 » Sat Dec 02, 2006 6:12 am

TheSaint wrote: For the math geeks: Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive. :D
lol i think thats the best!  :laugh:

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Post by Synful » Sat Dec 02, 2006 9:32 am

Here's mine:

"Time to make like a baby and head on out..."  ;)

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Post by JoeJoomla » Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:06 pm

Here's one for the Christmas holiday season:

According to English grammar teachers Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
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Post by DrewAMP » Sat Dec 02, 2006 4:22 pm

lester wrote: I see many funny, inspiring and clever signature lines while browsing the forum. Now that there are 4,000 of us I invite you to help find "The best signature line in the world ... ever!"

Rules: You can't suggest your own signature.

So, to kick off, I like this one from rcarver: "There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those that don't."
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Post by mjaz » Sun Dec 03, 2006 1:30 pm

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Post by holdenburg » Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:58 pm

Man who fart in church sit in own pew...

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Post by mintie_gal » Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:15 pm

Here are some of my favorite quotes...

  :)Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.

  :)As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard

  :)24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not

  :)Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening..
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Post by NFG » Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:53 am

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Post by akisoft » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:56 am

There is a will, there is a way  ---> best signature  :P

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Post by michaelper22 » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:04 am

Three thing in life are certain: death, taxes, and computer problems.
I didn't make up this one: Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.

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Re: The best signature line in the world ... ever!

Post by ianmac » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:38 am

michaelper22 wrote: I didn't make up this one: Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.
Growing old is better than the alternative.


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Post by rich8888 » Wed Dec 13, 2006 11:37 am

wow!!! all these signatures are so good XD
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