The best signature line in the world ... ever!

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Re: The best signature line in the world ... ever!

Post by Shorthouse » Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:48 pm

I've not checked all the posts so sorry if these have already been suggested:
  • Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids.
  • I'd like to die like my old dad, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming like his passengers.
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Re: The best signature line in the world ... ever!

Post by marijn » Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:23 am

I don't really use sigs but this topic is soo funny. I check it every now and than! Should be a sticky.

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Re: The best signature line in the world ... ever!

Post by NFG » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:05 pm

I don't like pigs I love 'em.
I knows what they'd look best in.
Grind them up and stuff them
inside their own intestines.

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Post by www.eukhost.com » Sat Mar 17, 2007 12:28 pm

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Post by hostboy » Fri Mar 23, 2007 11:47 am

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Post by Smitch » Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:37 am

These are great!

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Post by JoeJoomla » Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:25 pm

"A monologue is not a conversation"
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Post by xxciv » Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:12 am

like communism, i too look better on paper.
we've gone plaid.

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Post by aizkorri » Tue Apr 10, 2007 1:05 pm

as I'm basque I use this signature in a lot lf places...

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Re: The best signature line in the world ... ever!

Post by NFG » Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:52 pm

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."

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Post by gafadi » Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:57 pm

i dont drink,smoke or curse ,, hloy shi* my cigrate fell in my glass of bear
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Post by globule » Sat Apr 14, 2007 7:51 pm

"No more crime o'soft"

...sorry :-[
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Re: The best signature line in the world ... ever!

Post by NotNice » Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:19 pm

How do I set my laser printer on stun?
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
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BTW, FWIW, IMHO, AFAIK, yes. OTOH, AAMOF, maybe not. YMMV.
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I couldn't afford a cool signature, so I just got this one.
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Re: The best signature line in the world ... ever!

Post by spenceh » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:49 pm

Note: No trees were destroyed in the sending of this contaminant free message. However, I do concede, a significant number of electrons may have been inconvenienced.

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Post by egiex » Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:22 pm

xxciv wrote: like communism, i too look better on paper.
hahaha so true for too many people lol  :pop
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Post by JoeJoomla » Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:22 am

How do you know if you are deluded?
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Post by octavian » Thu May 03, 2007 7:29 pm

You should only create problems, that only you know solutions to.

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Re: The best signature line in the world ... ever!

Post by matthewhayashida » Sun May 06, 2007 12:19 am

These are really funny.  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: The best signature line in the world ... ever!

Post by mini_mei » Fri May 11, 2007 12:08 pm

LOL i read the whole thread and had to hold myself back from lol-ing in the office when reading some
and i just got one in an email and thought that it would fit in quite nicely here:

Hardware: The part you kick. Software: The part you boot.

some others i like:

sarcasm is only one more service we offer

a pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt

as we grow older may we grow more childish with each passing day

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Re: The best signature line in the world ... ever!

Post by summithainey » Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:48 am

lucraft wrote: Some people are like Slinkies, totally useless but great fun to watch when you push them down the stairs.
dude, i love this, ima save this one for later


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