The best signature line in the world ... ever!

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Post by rcarver » Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:35 pm

One of my favorite things is collecting .sigs :)
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Post by rsphaeroides » Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:03 pm

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Post by Doz » Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:15 am

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra. Suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night the ice weasles come.

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Post by Doz » Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:20 am

bigodines wrote: I swear to drunk i'm not god
Take me drunk, I'm home.

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Post by hebill » Wed Sep 21, 2005 1:35 am

Wine made by self  :laugh:
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Post by kabam » Wed Sep 21, 2005 2:38 am

Something that I actually told a police officer once...

"Honestly occifer, I've only had a coff of cuppy this evening."

* Disclaimer.... I hadn't been drinking, it was real late, I was exhasuted, and trying to lighten the mood :D.  It didn't work  :'(.
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Post by SineMacula » Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:08 am

- If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.

- You can't get there from here.

- If you've got nothing nice to say, what the hell is wrong with you!?!

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Post by ~Romil » Wed Sep 21, 2005 7:05 pm

Use it as my siggy at couple of my forums:

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, martini in one hand, hamburger in the other, body used up, worn out and screaming WOO-HOO What a Ride!"

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Post by Vimes » Wed Sep 21, 2005 8:27 pm

~Romil wrote:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, martini in one hand, hamburger in the other, body used up, worn out and screaming WOO-HOO What a Ride!"
The version of that that I like has Geronimo! at the end. Great sig tho.
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Post by MystaMax » Thu Sep 22, 2005 3:41 am

sgabardi wrote: just found:

George double you Bush has two brains, the left and the right, like
normal people. But the problem is that there is nothing right in his
left brain and there is nothing left in his right brain"
my favorite

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Post by UncutDesign » Sat Sep 24, 2005 6:11 pm

In a law related forum:

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Post by sgabardi » Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:23 am

How do I post wrong on a forum:

After I successfully ignored Google, FAQ's and the Boardsearch, I'm making two to five new Threads in the wrong Subforums, with creative Title and unreadable Text, that everybody can imagine something different!
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Post by Vimes » Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:25 am

Well, I like his sig.
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Post by cpzhao » Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:38 am

only saw this thread after my last post.  Just came up with this one a few seconds ago myself.

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Post by Websmurf » Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:38 pm

i found this one rather amuzing:

I heard that if you play the Windows CD backwards, you'll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward, it installs Windows!
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Post by Aspegic » Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:03 pm

Websmurf wrote: i found this one rather amuzing:

I heard that if you play the Windows CD backwards, you'll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward, it installs Windows!
ROFL  :laugh:  :laugh: snif  :laugh: hihihihi

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Post by UncutDesign » Wed Sep 28, 2005 7:40 pm

Haha!

Satanic message on windows CD?
Love it...

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Post by uma888 » Wed Sep 28, 2005 10:28 pm

MamboVince wrote: If computers have no doors or fences, who needs Windows and Gates?
PWNED!!!!

Heres mine

"Knowledge Shared is Power lost, Power to the People"

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"

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Re: The best signature line in the world ... ever!

Post by HarryB » Wed Sep 28, 2005 11:35 pm

"BS has the same mathematical properties as the number 1; that is, BS raised to any power is still BS."

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Post by Aspegic » Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:44 pm

If you help a friend in need,  he won't forget it,  the next time he's in trouble ...

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Post by Sicarii » Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:36 am

If computers have no doors or fences, who needs Windows and Gates?
Got a wallpaper some where with that on it....but slightly different.

¨In a world with no doors or fences, who needs Windows and Gates?¨

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Post by Johnny Boy » Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:32 pm

uma888 wrote:

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"

;D
A variation on a theme:

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.  Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat drinking beer all day."

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Post by bzmorrow » Sat Oct 01, 2005 8:09 am

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
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Post by chette » Sat Oct 01, 2005 8:16 am

bzmorrow wrote: "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
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That's so far my favorite! LOL!

Here's mine:
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Post by garryn » Mon Oct 03, 2005 9:32 pm

Aspegic wrote:
If you help a friend in need,  he won't forget it,  the next time he's in trouble ...
LOL! I've had that a few times ... here's mine:

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Post by pushfrog98 » Mon Oct 03, 2005 9:55 pm

I like the FedEx guy, 'cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it! And he's always on time.
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Post by jabberwock » Sun Oct 09, 2005 9:36 pm

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Post by kblancha » Fri Oct 14, 2005 5:13 pm

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Post by pwilkinson » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:42 pm

some good ones from  G.K. Chesteron, some are funny some are common sense:

"It is terrible to contemplete how few politicians are hanged."

"The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of the Conservatives is to prevent the mistakes from being corrected."

"Once abolish the God, and the government becomes the God."

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"Most modern freedom is at root fear. It is not so much that we are too bold to endure rules; it is rather that we are too timid to endure responsibilities." - What's Wrong With the World

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Post by guilliam » Sun Oct 16, 2005 11:22 am

eyezberg wrote: Hi lady, I'm new in town. Can I get directions to your flat?
^^pickup line.. hehehhe
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