The best signature line in the world ... ever!

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Post by JoeJoomla » Sat Apr 01, 2006 5:09 am

The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
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Post by torkil » Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:40 am

For those of you who think Mambo will die and be replaced by Joomla:

"never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"

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Post by happy_noodle_boy » Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:52 am

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer chained up in the basement.
just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean everybody isn't out to get you.
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Re: The best signature line in the world ... ever!

Post by eddyyanto » Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:38 am

Dressing up is a way of disguising that you've got no personality.  :laugh:

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Post by JoeJoomla » Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:08 pm

eddyyanto wrote: I am a little bit tired.
4:38 AM? What are you doing up at 4:38 AM? Do you code at this time of the morning or just peruse bulletin boards?
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Post by pixelsoul » Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:33 pm

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.


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Post by rae » Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:58 pm

If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0

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Post by Optix » Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:03 pm

bigodines wrote: I swear to drunk i'm not god
Or the Terry Foy version:

But ociffer! I'm not under the alcofluence of incohol!

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Post by Optix » Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:06 pm

yerg wrote: The grass on the other side may be greener but you still have to mow it.
I prefer "The grass may be greener, but that just means it'll grow faster."

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Re: The best signature line in the world ... ever!

Post by rae » Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:57 pm

This is actually a quote but I love it as a signature.

"not all those who wander are lost" - JRR Tolkien

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Post by Fairchylde » Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:28 am

From the gospel of Judas, also known as the gospel of st. thomas: "be as wise as serpents and as innocent as doves".

"please god, would it be so wrong to ask for a burning Bush, just one more time"
"leave the world behind and run like hell is on your heels....because it is." -me

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Post by kremedia » Sat Apr 08, 2006 8:25 am

How about:

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

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Post by happy_noodle_boy » Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:41 am

"Anywhere is within walking distance if you have enough time" - Steven Wright.
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Post by JoeJoomla » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:14 pm

From an old heavy metal song, but it's a thinker:

Today is only yesterday's tomorrow.
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Re: The best signature line in the world ... ever!

Post by Quasar » Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:53 pm

"When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am alwas tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'" - Sydney Harris

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Re: The best signature line in the world ... ever!

Post by lasor » Tue Apr 11, 2006 10:42 pm

What a excellent thread....

My fav has got to be without a doubt

'Who the f&#k is General Failure and why is he reading my harddisk?'

Had me in bits  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: can not believe I havent seen it before.. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

If you dont mind I trhink I will steal that one

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Post by mctones » Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:04 pm

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.  :)
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Post by lilybony » Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:23 am

You can fall from sky,you can fall from a tree, but the best way you fall is in love with me. :)
to do,or not to do? this is [censored]!

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Re: The best signature line in the world ... ever!

Post by lester » Mon Apr 24, 2006 6:17 pm

Two I've come across recently:

If Nobody's perfect then I must be Nobody.

and

A Smith & Wesson Beats 4 Aces.

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Post by chey » Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:03 am

calorifer wrote: the funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it
i love this one. it makes you look like an idiot after that. ROFL  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Post by crossland » Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:56 pm

"Another Churchill quote/signoff:
    Hostess: "Mr Churchill, you are drunk !"
    Churchill: "And Madam, you are ugly ! But I will be sober in the morning !"

That is great - why don't we get leaders like that these days?

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Post by sgabardi » Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:48 pm

"The last Voice, we'll hear when world explodes, will be the voice of an expert telling us: This is technically impossible" - Sir Peter Ustinov
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Post by UK Smurf » Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:48 pm

This is more inspirational than humourous, but here goes...

They say that just before you die, your whole life flashes in front of you. Make sure it is worth watching.

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Re: The best signature line in the world ... ever!

Post by lucraft » Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:23 pm

Some people are like Slinkies, totally useless but great fun to watch when you push them down the stairs.
I just knew I shouldn't have changed that.......

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Post by lucraft » Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:28 pm

"So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays"."
I just knew I shouldn't have changed that.......

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Post by hityourhead » Thu Jul 20, 2006 2:49 am

sgabardi wrote: just found:

George double you Bush has two brains, the left and the right, like
normal people. But the problem is that there is nothing right in his
left brain and there is nothing left in his right brain"
I'm sorry to say but after this one I stopped reading the rest  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: This one just killed me!!
It being true just makes it so much funnier lol

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Post by myjoomple » Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:23 am

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Post by Badger » Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:02 pm

Smith & Wesson: The original Point and Click interface.

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Post by wheeqo » Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:09 am

I think these sigs have relationship :
1.
George double you Bush has two brains, the left and the right, like normal people. But the problem is that there is nothing right in his left brain and there is nothing left in his right brain.
2.
"Columbus, damn you! Why entire world must suffer because of your curiosity?"
well, I got this :
Customer: "I want to download the Internet. Do I need a bigger hard disk?"
Download the Internet here
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Re: The best signature line in the world ... ever!

Post by Steve F J » Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:49 pm

Famous last words:
Harold King of England; "Watch that idiot over there with the bow and arrow - if he's not careful he'll have someone's eye out!"
General Custer: "I think we've got 'em lads."
Driving Instructor: "You don't drive the car over the cliff to test the airbrakes!"
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I always put the light out at night - and make sure I lock the door again afterwards.
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"The doorbell has gone." So I'm told... but every time I look it is still there.
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I used to have this in my signature:
I had a very traumatic childhood. It goes back to when I was baby, when my dad was in the army. Every time he changed my nappy, he would take the pin out - count to ten - then chuck me over the garden fence. ;)
I went to the doctors the other day. I said, "Doctor I'm really hoping you can help me out." He said, "But you have only just come in."


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